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Ok the post about the new boyfriend:
I got inspired to think maybe this is our song - about the kind of lady he met :) (HE COOKS GOOD-he ate spinach dip for the first time and saw Santa Claus come around on a fire truck when I brought him to the office party)
THIS ONE HAS BAD CUSSING SO IT'S UP TO YOU.......
Kid Rock - You Never Met a Mother Quite Like Me

OK I DON'T DO ALL THE KIND OF CUSSING THIS MUSIC DOES_HELL> THEY DO IT ALL FOR ME :)
It started with my friend Veronica trying to set me up with her brother.
He was a little bit younger but we had a lot in common;football, scary movies and mixing music. So I started going to her house to watch Bama football and hang out with him. Now he didn't say very much but I was told he was shy. The dad was hanging around us. Things got better after I started rapping to Kid Rock and making up my own raps. Now the dad was still hanging around us even though he didn't like all that rap music we tried to terrorize him away from us with, maybe checking me out to see what I was about. All of his kids but one were living at home at the time. I found out that Veronica's brother by the name of ROB had no car or drivers license so we'd settle for hanging out at the house.
Next weekend we watch football, (dad was around) blasted some more rap (dad still hung around) then movies but then the dad had Rob cleaning up after the guests had left then catch a ride to the store and kept hanging around so me, Veronica and her boyfriend Junior and Rob tried to move over to my house but the dad had Rob stay home to help with Grandpa Paul.
Next time I talked to Veronica I tell her the best me and Rob is ever going to get to do is hang out at their house and I really don't think her dad wants him dating me or something anyway.
But she says her dad has the biggest crush on me and knowing that he's right there as she's talking on the phone I tell her then if she believes that bad enough, then tell him I said he's kind of starting to grow on me, which from all of his hanging around, he was quite interesting to talk to and we had a lot in common too. SHE TOLD HIM and he planned to cook gumbo for the next venture at her house. Then he'd came with her over to the house when me and her had our coffee.
So I have a football party at my house and he comes with the group (more rap crap) and after the game they all go out for the night and he stays at the house with me. We build a fire on the porch and well he grew on me all the way.


THAT AIN'T HOW THE DATE WENT-IT'S JUST THE WORST POSSIBLE "RAP CRAP" I COULD BLAST